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New pattern test knit hat. Pretty sure I’m not suposed to be touching it.

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We got Mally’s hair cut a few days ago, and she requested it be “really very short” so I can “put sour cream in it and it can be spiky!”. Again, the hairdresser was reluctant to give her what she asked for, and Mally was talked around to a longer (but still very cute) ‘do.

This afternoon she asked me if I could make her hair purple again, and as I was spraying it she started styling it up. I asked if she wanted help and she accepted, and together we created this.

"I’m a punk rocker, mummy!" she exclaimed with glee as she jumped around in front of the mirror.

 And of course no rock chic look is complete without badly applied black and red eye shadow.. Malorie has the look down pat.

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cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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pasta-corps:

hip-hops-dynasty:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip

This is some fighting game level stuff

pasta-corps:

hip-hops-dynasty:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip

This is some fighting game level stuff

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  • Me: *smiles at phone*
  • Mom: a boy?
  • Me: a fanfiction

Am I the only one who can hear Sebastian Stan’s accent?

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
i-like-to-stare-at-the-sun i-like-to-stare-at-the-sun Said:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.